Okay, first of all, there’s a Starbucks at Guantanamo Bay. Once you’ve gotten past that little bit of cognitive dissonance, there is the fact that FBI interrogators have used rapport-building techniques, including delicious caffeinated beverages from everyone’s favorite multinational coffee chain, to extract essential information from the alleged illegal combatants, supposedly without the use of coercion.

Well, nevermind that the CIA already used coercion on the same people.

But, seriously, could I make this up? (Tip ‘o’ the hat to The Lede.)