“Over the LINE!”
Posted on December 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm by Steve

From NII part-time-blogger Dan comes the story of Matt Penkul, a 31-year-old Lynn resident who scored a record-breaking 514 in three strings of candlepin bowling, rolling 155, 161, and 198.

Unfortunately, the foul line sensors at Metro Bowl in Peabody weren’t turned on that night, and so his record won’t be counted. I stand firmly with the Massachusetts Bowling Association in favor of foul-line sensors, as friend-of-the-blog Shwilly B knows all to well. I agree with Walter, from the film The Big Lebowski:

My favorite quote from the linked article comes around the middle:

The sensors intended to keep a bowler from crossing the foul line were off, making Penkul’s score unofficial, said Al Gangi, president of the Massachusetts Bowling Association.

“No foul lights, no record,” Gangi said.

It is the second time in five years the absence of the foul lights has negated the record. Chris Sargent of Haverhill bowled a 517 at the same alley in 2004, officials said.

“It’s all politics,” Sargent said. “If they want to count it, they’ll count it. Or they’ll say, ‘Too bad.'”

Classic!

Surprised This Hasn’t Gotten More Attention
Posted on November 18th, 2009 at 3:19 pm by Steve

Maybe I’ve just not been paying attention, but in this age of micro-blogging, I’m surprised that Paul Klee’s 1922 The Twittering Machine hasn’t gotten more play.


Embiggen.

A Coffee Shop Calculated to Drive You Crazy
Posted on November 9th, 2009 at 9:48 pm by Steve

“Expresso, Excetera!”

More Convenient Than Paper Towels!
Posted on October 30th, 2009 at 3:57 pm by Steve

Best. Caption. Ever.

Yes.
Posted on October 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm by Steve

Brown Sharpie, via the Daily What.

You’re still not reading The Daily What?!

“Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week To Quit Sniffing Glue…”
Posted on October 16th, 2009 at 2:19 pm by Steve

Incredible! Thanks to Larry Coen on Facebook, I discovered the film Zero Hour. It turns out that Airplane! (one of my all-time favorite films) is almost a scene-for-scene remake of Zero Hour, with jokes added. Some enterprising YouTube user has compiled some of the same scenes for your viewing pleasure:

Bad Signs
Posted on October 9th, 2009 at 8:10 pm by Steve

No, seriously:


Just where is THE GLASS THANK YOU, anyway?

Stay classy, Cambridge eateries!

Boston TV Circa 1979
Posted on October 1st, 2009 at 12:45 pm by Steve

Testing 1 2 3

Burned into my brain forever:

  • “It’ll be fun to find out!”
  • “My name is Karen… My name is Karen
  • “I can walk like a pengiun!”
  • Mom Always Said, “Don’t Play Soul in the House!”
    Posted on September 30th, 2009 at 3:20 pm by Steve

    Jamie Foxx… singing the theme song to The Brady Bunch. In a variety of soulful styles.

    ROFLMAO!

    The Five ‘W’s (and One ‘H’)
    Posted on September 28th, 2009 at 2:10 pm by Steve

    Every cub reporter learns that a news story has to answer the five ‘w’s (and one ‘h’): Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How?

    Google has answers:






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