Once upon a time, friend-of-the-blog D.S. in East Childrensburg turned us on to Overheard In New York. It continues to rock:

So This Is What Life Is Like for Ugly Girls!

Slutty girl: So, umm… like, can I just go in?
Bouncer: No. There’s a line to your left.
Slutty girl: But, like don’t girls get to just go in?
Bouncer: Um… this is a boy bar. You definitely have to wait in line.

–The Phoenix

Overheard by: Sean