Sometimes the Associated Press really, really confuses me:

BIG CREEK, Ky. — A part-time census worker found hanging in a rural Kentucky cemetery was naked, gagged and had his hands and feet bound with duct tape, said an Ohio man who discovered the body two weeks ago. The word “fed” was written in felt-tip pen on 51-year-old Bill Sparkman’s chest, but authorities have released very few other details in the case, such as whether they think it was an accident, suicide or homicide.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve accidentally stripped someone naked, hogtied them, bound them with duct tape, written “fed” on their chest, and left them hanging in a tree! It’s so easy to do, those rolls of duct tape should come with warning labels!